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Army Answer in Iraq?

(Astropolitics’ good friend sent us this cartoon with additional captions)

 

 mammothpit

The cartoonist missed a couple steps. After we send in even more hunters …

2.       When that doesn’t work, blame the tribal leaders for sending you.
3.       Demand never to be sent to tar pits again (Og say “no more tar pits”) unless you have way more hunters and overwhelming popular support
4.       Homo sapiens come along and figure out that shooting arrows will work, and eat the mammoth at their officer’s club
5.       Neanderthals say that arrows won’t work in every situation and cause too much reliance on technology so you still need more hunters
6.       Embarrassed by arrows working, Neanderthals send more hunters to the tar pits, this time on a “surge”
7.       …and repeat
Oh, and the Neanderthals never become extinct.

 

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