(Astropolitics’ good friend sent us this cartoon with additional captions)
The cartoonist missed a couple steps. After we send in even more hunters …
2. When that doesn’t work, blame the tribal leaders for sending you.
3. Demand never to be sent to tar pits again (Og say “no more tar pits”) unless you have way more hunters [...]
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“It don’t hurt a bit to be shot in a wooden leg.” General John B. Gordon, 1863
“They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance.” General John Sedgwick, 1864, moments before he was shot dead by a sharpshooter’s bullet in his brain.
“If we are victorious in one more battle with the Romans, we shall be [...]
The Man Who Drew Mice
Looking for just the right bullet for that special employee?
(Any and all names in the following examples are entirely fictional. Resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincident. No animals were harmed in the making of this list):
He never appears stressed about his work. Many employees have indicated that they are eager to comment [...]